If he goes out, I can't go to bed till he's home -...
I need to stop this... I'm only killing myself...
When I'm out to dinner and can't finish all of the...
dorkinthefreakkingdom: I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years THIS, always boggled my mind.
thepretendr: “Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
android18: meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
my relationship status: long term with taylor swift
secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
highschooljewsical: graham norton literally gets better as the night goes on like by this point he does not give a SHIT he’s just taking the piss out of everyone i feel it really represents the uk
diagonalisable: was anyone else secretly hoping for bonnie to just change her mind and “TURN AROUUUUUUND”
madeyourunandhide: if eurovision is the european hunger games then we can all agree that the uk is the tribute who got blown up when they accidentally stepped off the podium before the games had begun
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